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Please stop pushing these funds with NO track record on the neophytes.
SIX... count 'em SIX promising funds... (crickets)... dang, that didn't work.
TEN... count 'em TEN stocks to survive a crash... (crickets)... dang AGAIN.
TWO... count 'em TWO banks you should trust... (laughter)... stop laughing.
WHY you should be all in stocks even if the markets crash... (hysterical laughter)... rats.
QE... it's all America has left because we're screwed by inheritors and grubbers (clapping). YES!
We are royally screwed by the 5%!!! (standing ovation).
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