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1. Barry Obama - the bottom dropped out when his Lie of the Year became the Truth Seen by the Blind.
Blame it on Bush.
If anyone has wrecked their future it's Harry Ried. Nancy. and Obama . at least in this country.
And any of you fools still backing them are as dumb as a rubber ..
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why
you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what is
wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
patients. I know most of us have experienced
this, and I love the way this old guy handled
it. A 65-year-old man walked into a
crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are
you seeing the Doctor for today?''There's something wrong with my dick', he
replied.The receptionist became irritated and
said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say
things like that. ''Why not, you asked me what was wrong and
I told you,' he said.The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've embraced the whole waiting room. so he left , came back in ten minutes and approached the receptionist and said something is wrong with my ear, and she replied what is wring with your ear?/ He said I can't piss out of it.Don't mess with old people.
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