Coming soon: A museum of political corruption?
A NY professor says his town could make a killing commemorating the state's long tradition of legally and ethically compromised politicians.
Forget the botanical gardens, aquariums or the other standard tourist attractions cities regularly set aside funding for in the hopes of creating some new municipal revenue. A professor in Albany, N.Y., has a unique idea for a local venue that could, no doubt, be replicated elsewhere: a museum of political corruption.
"My fellow Albany residents, we've been sitting on gold and haven't even realized it!" writes Bruce Roter, a music professor at The College of St. Rose, on his Facebook (FB) page. "It's the political corruption for which our great Capital is known! I say let's not hide it! Let's embrace it, celebrate it, and best of all, make money off of it!"
When it comes to commemorating political corruption, New York is a good place to start. At least 20 state lawmakers have reportedly been removed from office there over the past 23 years due to legal or ethical violations.
And while Roter's suggestion is humorous, he seems to have the museum all figured out. On the institution's placeholder website, it notes museum-goers would pay bribes rather than an admissions fee. Children under age 12 would pay a smaller bribe, "but parents are encouraged to lie about the age of their children." It also says that, with regards to admissions, "the number one rule of corruption is admit to nothing!"
Local reporters and visitors to the museum's Facebook page have already come up with other ideas. The cafeteria, for example, would have to serve pork, of course -- and maybe Weiners (bun optional) with an Elliot Spitzer spritzer, in honor of New York's disgraced former congressman and governor, respectively.
The gift shop, meanwhile, could keep two sets of ledgers -- one for the IRS and one for the individual -- while it sells decks of playing cards with six aces, and figurines of infamous pols with the inscription, "I bought this legislator in Albany, NY!"
Roter says the museum could be looked as as a local "house of horrors," a cautionary tale or even a house of mirrors for any lawmakers brave enough to visit.
But profits from the museum of political corruption, he insists, must not only go towards the institution, but to beautify the city of Albany. "After all, it's Albany's name that keeps getting dragged through the mud!" he writes.
Hmmm... lets see 7 Illinois Congressmen serving time, 31 Aldermen, 2 out of the last 3 governors serving time.
I think Chicago wins hands down. They make New Jersey look like Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm...
Look at Obama, he's trained in how to lie, cheat and steal... Obamaville is by far the most segregated, corrupt city in America. Chicago makes the rest of the corrupt democrats look like they are don't know how to steal...
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