How much should you tip?
Think you're smarter than a fifth-grader? Calculate the appropriate tip for this meal.
This post comes from Len Penzo at partner blog Len Penzo dot Com.
By the time kids leave the fifth grade, they should know how to calculate simple percentages, which is one of the most critical mathematical tools we have at our disposal after we become adults.
Well, at least it is for those of us who enjoy eating at fine-dining establishments but aren't willing to trust our waiter to suggest the appropriate tip for services rendered.
That being said, let's assume for a moment that I am a waiter. (Hey, if I get laid off, it may become reality one day.) Post continues after video.
Anyway, let's say I seat four adults for dinner at the same table who wish to pay for their meals with separate checks. Let's also assume that all four diners order the exact same thing to eat and drink, and that they experience the exact same quality of food and service. I then give each of them their bills (with identical totals).
OK, Len, what's your point?
I strongly suspect that even though the service, food and orders were identical for everyone, I'd stand a better chance of being declared People's Sexiest Man Alive than getting the exact same tip from everybody.
Don't believe me?
Here's a little tipping experiment
What follows is a different hypothetical scenario. After reading it, can you tell me how much the tip should be?
- You've just had dinner at a neighborhood restaurant you go to several times a year. (For the purposes of this experiment, let's assume it's similar to a Chili's or Applebee's.)
- The service was average; there were no major flubs by your waiter, but it wasn't excellent service.
- The food was good, except for the side salad, which was terribly wilted. It was graciously taken off the bill by the manager.
- At the end of your meal, you are presented with the following itemized bill:
Potato skins $7.95
Side salad $4.95
Side salad -$4.95 (Comp.)
Chocolate Lava Cake $4.95
- After agreeing with the bill's total, you choose to pay with your credit card.
So, are you smarter than a fifth-grader?
Again, I want to know what the tip should be. Obviously, there is no right answer here -- everybody is different when it comes to tipping -- but I am really curious to see just how varied the tip amounts would be for this experiment.
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Of course, this experiment will be a major flop if I don't get at least four readers to participate (but the more the merrier) -- so I'm counting on you to not leave me hanging.
Enter your answer in the comments below -- and remember, you're on your honor not to look at any other reader answers until after you've submitted your own. Besides, the last thing you need is to see my ugly mug one day soon on the cover of People.
More from Len Penzo dot Com and MSN Money:
For so-so service, I'll do 15% pre-tax; good service gets 20%+ rounded up
tipping?..the housekeeper? really?
i would not tip the housekeeper for the same reason i would not tip the toll boother operator, the 7/11 clerk, the bowling alley guy that assigns my lane, the theater ticket taker guy, the policeman/woman that prtects and serves, the hotel checkin clerk, the fry cook at Wendy's. they all have a job just like me. we all do our job, get paid, go home and do it all over again. no one tips me and i am not crying myself to sleep everynite. the sofisticated countries in this world thinks tipping is bad manners and certainly not called for and i agree.
i have a tip for you: "Plant your corn early." and stop planting your weak guilt trips on us that totally have more sense than to throw what little money we have out the window.
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