How stressed are Europe's banks?
Pretty soon, the European Central Bank will be down to taking busted printers and leftover paint as loan collateral.
Watch what they do and not what they say, if you want to track the trend in the euro debt crisis.
At the time of this writing, Jim Jubak didn't own shares of any companies mentioned in this post in personal portfolios. The mutual fund he manages, Jubak Global Equity Fund (JUBAX), may or may not own positions in any stock mentioned. The fund did own shares of Banco Santander and U.S. Bancorp as of the end of March. For a full list of the stocks in the fund as of the end of the most recent quarter, see the fund's portfolio here.
Wait! Let's privatize all that Social Security money! Ah . . . yeah. Except there is no Social Security money. I have my Social Security deducted from my pay. It is immediately transferred to my Mom in Phoenix, Arizona. Her Social Security benefit.
Oh well, seemed like a good idea at the time.
Okay, wait. How about we get Octomom and Sandusky dancing in g-strings in some topless bar in Bristol, Tennesse. That should make a few bucks, right?
Ah well. It's late, I'm tired, I'm going to bed.
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